Another year. Another Tokyo Game Show. What could be easily dismissed as a routine industry affair may in fact be more than it seems. After all, the Overfiend is in the details: A currency spiraling wildly out of control. A rapidly aging population. A parliamentary government teetering towards collapse. Techno-globalization giving way to partisan ideologies of nationalism and wholly countervailing apathy. The dissociative undercurrents rumbling beneath this Doomed Megalopolis are the canonical makings of great anime – but it’s too expensive to produce here, so they’ll just outsource it to Korea. Nevertheless, this pre-apocalyptic narrative will not go without requisite human tragedy. It won’t look like August 6, 1945. Nor September 11. Or even June 8. Perhaps April 20. But rest assured there will be no trench coats. Japan’s Columbine will not look like The Matrix; instead it will look like ぎゃる☆がん
To celebrate the toiling work of average Americans, a similar breed of laborers indentured themselves this weekend to a roughly analogous form of servitude: Gamerscore boosting. Desperate mouths began to water as EPIC tweeted with calm Pavlovian confidence to announce the 25x XP event. The anticipation built. The cavorting began. I pulled out my Android phone to document.
Beyond mere emergent gameplay, I have born witness to post-modern multi-spatial communication with integrated ambient industrial aural exploration. Now is the time on Sprockets when we dance.
Having already run dry the well of popular western fixations – zombie outbreaks and material consumption – Capcom needed two fresh and similarly intertwined themes with which to mask the aging and conspicuously unchanged mechanics of its original 2006 title. As it turns out, the recipe is simple and gluten-rich.
Ingredient A: Las Vegas. While becoming rapidly overexposed, this perpetually rediscovered oasis of quaint indulgence works in a pinch. Fallout: New Vegas clearly has the most high profile lock on the venue, but the recent cancellation of Midway’s aptly wealth-draining This is Vegas yields Capcom the opportunity to double down their bets on Dead Rising 2. It’s a smart wager; Fortune City’s bevy of ubiquitous locales (furnished with cheap and readily procurable Assets, much like the real strip) can carry the franchise until this aesthetic is completely “down to the felt.”
Ingredient B: Moe. The developers opted to craft Dead Rising 2’s narrative around Michelle Tanner and the player/protagonist’s inherent desire to give her medicine. Though pedophilia is ubiquitous to all cultures, this clever obfuscation is a novel approach for the western market. Aside from the venerable BioShock franchise, the lolita complex remains largely under-leveraged in gaming’s largest market. Mixing a desire for untapped profits and sexually retarded fantasy, Capcom shows a true understanding of the Las Vegas mindset. This is gonzo gaming. But in the end, is giving Michelle Tanner her medicine a more engaging experience than Idol M@ster?
You don’t got it, dude.
Yes, it’s a magazine. If exp. can be faulted for prolonging the death throes of Old Media, only can its non-transformative format be sighted. Indeed, limited by the very nature of physical publication and distribution, exp. cannot act as a dynamic force to affect swift change in the same way as a Tweet, Digg, foursquare check-in, or other network-synergized tidbit of communication. This fundamental problem aside, exp. exemplifies the kind of bold sea change so desperately lusted by the world of publishing. Anyone who is comprehending of exp. is undoubtedly cognizant of the fallacy that has come to be known as the Information Economy. These individuals correctly understand this Economy to be not one of coherent Information, but of perpetually singular Ideas. From the transformational force of Twitter to the more traditional badge of Barack Obama's latest greatest achievement, this theory of an Idea Politic has been all but validated within the socio-media sphere. exp., too, makes great strides to bypass the diversions inherent in substantive discourse. And in doing so it maneuvers the parallel hurdle of Content, the vaunted and ultimately perfunctory commodity of modern media whim. Rather, exp. breaks bold new ground by providing no Content at all. Try it - you have absolutely nothing to gain. But most importantly, you have absolutely nothing to lose.
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13:05 JST. September 14th, 2009. It’s early afternoon on a Monday in Tokyo. Jetlag and a conspicuous pre-flight email from a colleague lend a heady buzz to an otherwise routine trip. I’ve just returned to Japan – well ahead of the TGS rush to pursue my own agenda, including quests to various haikyo. These myriad urban ruins stand in stark contrast to the location I will soon find myself en route to. Over a quick bite at MOS Burger, my colleague Kristophre Brunn offers a brief greeting and farewell; his expired work visa has finally caught up with him. As if specifically to add an elicit air to the meeting, he elaborates with hushed excitement upon his email from some 16 hours ago: he has procured a referral to Bit Atelier. This store – if it is in fact real – is quietly purported to be Tokyo’s (and thus, the world’s) most exclusive games retailer. With Kris’ de facto deportation just hours away, it’s now my task to meet the appointment. But first I’ll need to locate the elusive storefront. Kris quickly pulls loose a napkin from beneath his iced coffee and begins to scribble directions and what appears to be a confirmation code. The appointment is in two hours. I had better get moving.
13:58 JST. Self-consciously I glance to and from the napkin clutched in my hand. The sloppily written hiragana punctuated only by several viscous globules of what would appear to be yakiniku sauce has brought me to the familiar heart of Japan’s gaming scene, Akihabara. This, however, is not my destination. I am merely following the trail of Japan’s gaming diehards who have been pushed away from this once sacred Mecca of technology and entertainment. As Akihabara’s fame has grown internationally, so too have the throngs of revelers clogging its streets and shops daily. These ota-tourists, both domestic and foreign, increasingly add to the suffocating cacophony here in Electric Town. In the summer of 2008, crazed otaku Tomohiro Kato sunk what could have been the final nail in the coffin by similarly sinking a knife – repeatedly – into the backs of several victims here. Surely at this rate Akiba’s ultimate shark-jumping finale could only arrive in the form of, say, a 20-meter tall statue of Gwen Stefani erected like a flag upon Iwo Jima by a team of Kerberos Panzer Corps. As eagerly as I would strain to bare witness to that spectacle, it is not necessary; the otaku of the 70’s and 80’s have already left this place, taking with them their considerable purchasing power. Unencumbered by marriage, children, or the promise of meaningful personal relationships, these salarymen are left with effectively endless disposable income with which to fill their closets and empty souls with elite gaming paraphernalia. That is where Bit Atelier steps in.
14:30 JST. Now well away from Akihabara’s main Chuodori, I find myself almost shaken by the mundane calm of my surroundings. These plain city streets, unlike Akiba’s cadre of brightly festooned storefronts, offer a soothing sense of order. Immediately it is clear why Bit Atelier sits off the beaten path. And surely its wealthy but socially awkward clientele fully recognize and appreciate this facet of the store’s design. With my appointment drawing near, this calm soon succumbs once again to anxious zeal as I continue to search for the store’s thoroughly obscure address. My not-so-trusty map leads me down several dead ends and through at least one private garden. Lucky for me, there are no koban (police boxes) within view of my trespassing.
14:50 JST. With minutes to spare, I appear to have arrived at my destination. I think. This storefront looks just plain enough to arouse suspicion: no signage, windows coated from the inside with flat white paint, and a partition behind the door to steadfastly defend the interior from prying view of the street. JCB and Visa stickers on the door offer the only suggestion that a place of retail lurks within. This would appear suggestively shady if not for the knowledge that Japan’s many legalized houses of prostitution employ precisely the gaudy visual theatrics that Bit Atelier purports to avoid. I use my spare moments to straighten my collar and wipe a smudge from my Brioni loafers before taking a deep breath and pulling open the door with cautious determination.
14:55 JST. “Irasshaimase!” The familiar invitation rings out, just as it would in any other Japanese storefront. I am greeted by a man in carefully calculated business-casual attire. Tsukioka-san, as he would introduce himself, looked to be about 35 years old. His well groomed and lightly tanned appearance betrayed the aura of casual normalcy he clearly aimed to project, hinting ever so slightly at his true business ambitions. Breaking eye contact to retrieve my reservation from behind his tidy reception desk, he allowed me a moment to survey the surroundings. Or rather, lack thereof. This reception space, perhaps no more than an 8x8 foot cube, remained cut off from the main display space by yet another spartan gallery partition. The faint smell of polyurethane primer still lingered in the air, alluding to the store’s bleeding edge currency. He emerged from behind the desk clutching a fax – a manifesto of sorts – that “I” sent him earlier in the day. From what I could briefly surmise, the document contained a brief enquete, or questionnaire, surveying my shopping preferences and specific areas of interest. He then presented me with a black leather binder. Inside were laminated printouts including biographies and headshots of personal shopping assistants. Now we’re talking. Bit Atelier provides a character for every desperate taste: Francoise, a 23 year old café maid; Sayoko, 32, offers the more mature and businesslike persona of an OL, or Office Lady; “Sapphire,” a mahogany tanned kogal of undetermined age from Roppongi prefers arcade and rhythm games. During these moments of distraction, Tsukioka-san has begun to process my credit card with poorly restrained fervor to the tune of ¥36600, or roughly $400. This appointment fee, he informs me, is non-refundable. He also informs me that my shopping assistant, as requested in “my” fax, is ready to begin. And thus Sapphire emerges from the back room, eyes wide with the contrasting look of excitement and exhaustion usually seen only in the gaze of a corpse. Let the fun begin.
15:10 JST. Sapphire guides me into the main gallery. I am immediately taken by the ubiquity of the space – light wood flooring paired with plain white walls, like any gallery or shopping space in any worthwhile city. Recessed lighting shines down from chicly unfinished holes in the ceiling. The stark white walls are punctuated only occasionally by merchandise, displayed on block pedestals in heavily calculated arrangement. Atop these veritable altars sit commonly recognized trophies of the gaming elite: a Neo Geo AES console, copies of rare Sega Saturn and PC Engine titles, and a small assortment of Laserdiscs (remember them?). All sealed, naturally. After walking the displays for a moment, Sapphire offered me a seat. Specifically, a pair of black leather and chrome Mies van der Rohe barcelona chairs with matching table – all originals, Sapphire was quick to point out. These, too, were available for sale, but I’m afraid getting them back to my South San Francisco loft might be a tad difficult. Now recumbent in untold thousands of dollars worth of comfort, Sapphire handed me a personally tailored list of items to peruse. Before I could scan the columns of rare gaming miscellany, she returned to pour me a beverage – a glass of Pepsi Ice Cucumber. Naturally, my first question: how is a $400 shot of Pepsi Ice Cucumber different from one purchased at the 7 Eleven around the corner? The $400 one includes a garnish of fresh cucumber skewered with Marble Royal Pocky. Classy. I feigned enjoyment, nipping gingerly at the horrid sea foam green concoction before casually misplacing it. I combed the list, requesting to view several items. I thought this would give me a chance to photograph the pricelist with my iPhone, but attentive glances from Tsukioka-san in the reception room dissuaded me. What I saw, and what I requested to view: multi-hundred dollar copies of sealed 8-, 16-, and 32-bit classics, complete FM Towns Marty collections, a $4,000 Metal Slug AES cartride, a $10,000 Nintendo World Championships cartridge, an $11,000 Ultimate 11 AES cartridge, and countless other obscurities, including what purported to be a previously unknown tournament edition of Duck Tales for Famicom (price undisclosed). Then, in what would have triggered a spit-take had I still been suckling at the foul brew of Pepsi Ice Cucumber, I spotted the Holy Grail: Daikon III & IV on Laserdisc, sealed. The story of Daikon is an article in itself, but know simply that these two features, produced originally as 8mm films for the opening ceremonies of anime conventions, have been elevated to idol worship by a mixture of copyright violation, zealous otakuism, myth, and a little help from the cultural phenomenon Densha Otoko. My fingers digging into the cold black leather below me, I asked to view the merchandise.
15:30 JST. Sapphire emerged from the stock room carrying a thick gunmetal attaché, missing only a clichéd handcuff attached to the handle. Tsukioka-san abandoned his post at the reception to keep tabs on this tense transaction. The attaché slowly swung open like the mysterious case in Pulp Fiction. I may as well have been bathed in a similar golden light – there it was. Atop egg crate foam sat a legitimate, sealed, pristine copy of the Daikon Laserdisc. Distracted by the reality of the situation, I absentmindedly shrugged off Tsukioka-san’s prodding questions with a simple “hai, hai.” Several moments later, the crushing realization that a priceless Laserdisc was being charged to my Visa card set in like a metric ton of Pepsi Ice Cucumber. Terrified but not wanting to blow my cover, I quickly manufactured concerns of laser rot. With the disc still sealed, these fears were impossible to assuage. I’d found my out, though still managed to inflict a critical blow to my credibility. Indeed, what true high roller would care to open the shrink wrap at all? With my appointment time nearly expired, I quickly decided on a moderately priced item in hopes of restoring my reputation: a $400 sealed copy of Psychic Killer Taromaru, a highly vaunted slice of 2D sidescrolling goodness for Sega Saturn. Sapphire rang up my purchase and wished “Jürgensen-sama” a good day. Having infiltrated and escaped Bit Atelier with my credit rating intact, Jürgensen-sama had a better day than she could ever know.
It was northern California in the cool, early fall and we had been at war in Iraq for years. The bright protest marches – which had begun in self congratulation at City Hall and ended in heirloom produce and unpasteurized chèvre at the Ferry Plaza Farmers Market – had faded from memory, and a great many people who might in another era have cared about illegal foreign wars or grave threats to civil liberties had been outraged into apathy by the unrelenting malevolent ineptitude of their government and had again become preoccupied with their live-work loft spaces and the vesting schedules of options and how best to “monetize eyeballs.” Then suddenly a new Opportunity Crisis presented itself: Lehman was dead. Stocks plummeted. The game had changed. But ever so curiously, one commodity stood not tall nor proud, but unscathed nonetheless.
Wan Chai Connection. If Moody’s rated games, this Sega Saturn launch title would be “junk.” The Japanese secondary market has bestowed it with an analogous de facto-official rating of gomi; trash. For ten years I have tracked its resale value in Akiba secondhand shops and online auctions. The results are curious to say the least. But first, let’s have a look at the stock value of Lehman Brothers (LEH)
Now Wan Chai Connection.
Prices, averaged to the nearest one hundred yen, show a distinct upward trend. In a period which Wall Street has lost 5% of its value, Wan Chai has gained 16%. I don’t foresee Berkshire Hathaway looking to get in on this action; bargain bin Japanese gaming miscellany is not an area of sound Buffetological investment principal. That said, these data offer a compelling window into the dynamic future of the games industry as a whole, in which – luckily – I am fully invested.
Note: in the interest of full disclosure I am required to state that the above pictured copies of Wan Chai Connection are my own personal holdings.
"Av barn og fulle folk får ein høyre sanninga."
I don’t know what that means, but I thought I should open with another quotation.
Also like my last post, SNK is the matter of the day. This time, gadabout gadfly Jeremy Parish offers a glimpse back at the Neo Geo Pocket Color, SNK’s well intentioned but ill fated handheld turned failed yakuza investment. Though flawed, Parish’s account of the system’s turbulent lifecycle offers a good read. I would be remiss not to don my own pair of rose colored glasses with which to fondly remember the many hours I spent with Match of The Millennium on my own beloved ‘Pocket. Though frankly the software library offered little of interest beyond that clash of the fighting franchises, SNK’s NGPC remains a curious blip on the radar of gaming’s past.
So states a disclaimer in King of Fighters XII, the latest installment of SNK's venerable fighting series. As a fan since the series' inception, my anticipation was piqued by news of SNK's plans to revitalize the stalwart fighting franchise. How does this offering fare? At a time when the industry strives to break new ground in the evolution of gaming as a transcendent narrative medium, SNK stands firmly with one foot planted in the past. Like its ancient videogame ancestors, KOF XII is devoid of any tangible plot. Indeed, SNK went back to the drawing board. They went so far back, in fact, that there is no narrative at all. The game's sole mode of play lacks a boss or ending of any kind. As Pac-Man demonstrated decades ago, there is no need for resolution if there is no story to begin with. SNK still believes in this philosophy, apparently; in KOF XII they simply lay out the gameplay in its most basic form and tell players to have at it. This would be an almost Zen-like design choice if not for the wonky play mechanics and dearth of play modes, unlockables, or anything else resembling a substantial experience. The visuals appear to have received the bulk of SNK's attention during development, but sadly it is too little, too late. For what purported to be a bold leap into high definition gaming, the visuals are pixilated and unrefined, offering a glimpse back in time rather than to the future. While leaving one foot in the past, KOF XII does in a way represent a step forward for SNK. Unfortunately, that step appears to have been aimed directly into the grave.